Saturday, January 13, 2018

Miss Trent Plays the Jayhawk

by Mike Broemmel


Pam Ella Trent breezed into the ornate lobby of the Hotel Savoy in downtown Kansas City, Missouri at noon on the dot. She planned her appearance to coincide with the rush and bustle of luncheon diners who made their treks through the lobby at that time en route to the hotel’s elegant eatery. Scribbling her signature on napkins, scraps of paper, and porter cards, Miss Trent received her fans, women and men, who recognized her instantly.

Spending nearly half an hour wrapped in the glow of her admirers, Miss Trent finally and reluctantly excused herself to join two men who were waiting for her outside the main entrance to the Savoy. On the sidewalk stood an earnest, rail thin, bespectacled, twenty-something reporter for ‘Hollywood Chatterbox,’ Handy Weather. Calmly watching the rookie scribe rock back and forth from leg to leg, was the aging chauffeur at Miss Trent’s service on that part of the circuit, a sharecropper’s son and the grandson of slaves. Currently called Clyde, the old fellow used various monikers at different junctures in his life. 

A full hour earlier, Clyde had double-parked a bluegray Packard in front of the hotel’s entrance, during which time he simply ignored the blooming wrath engendered by the hefty motorcar blocking the trafficway. 

Quite like a peppy mongrel pup, Handy Weather was on Pam Ella Trent’s heels the moment she set foot onto the sidewalk fronting the Savoy. 

“Miss Trent?” Handy blathered. 

Spinning around to face Handy, Miss Trent prepared to autograph another paper scrap for a fan. 

“I am,” she boasted, batting her heavily made up eyes. 

“Oh, Miss Trent, I’m Handy Weather.” 

Pursing her lips, Miss Trent did not understand what the reporter said, unable to hear over the din of yet another horn of a passing auto bearing still one more driver delayed by the offending Packard. 

“The weather? Is what?” she asked, plainly irritated. 

Cupping his hands over his mouth to form a makeshift bullhorn, Handy Weather repeated his introduction. 

Improvidently screaming when the passing motorist ceased laying on the horn, Handy Weather bellowed: “I’m a reporter from ‘Hollywood Chatterbox’.” 

Pam Ella Trent’s eyes popped wide open, her face looking quite like a quickly uprighted ceramic doll with movable lids. 

“Reporter?” Miss Trent cooed. 

“Yes, ma’am. I’m to go with you to Topeka today.” 

“Oh my, yes,” she replied, having no idea what Handy Weather was talking about. 

No longer particularly listening to the cub reporter she asked: “‘Hollywood Chatterbox’, then?” 

“Yes, ma’am.” 

“Delicious,” she exclaimed, turning to Clyde the chauffeur. “Floyd, let’s be off.” 

Clyde courteously tipped his driving cap, ignoring the misnomer, used to being called many names. 

Handy followed Miss Trent into the broad, leather rear seat of the Packard. Clyde wasted little time in maneuvering the auto into the flow of traffic.  “Now, tell me, Randy …”  “Handy,” he corrected. 

Miss Trent believed he referred to the ever-ready reporter’s notepad that he held rather than correcting her abuse of his name. 

“Oh, yes, handy,” she replied. “Now, Randy, tell me, will this be a cover story?” 

“It’s Handy,” he repeated. 

“Yes, love. It’s a handy little pad you have there. So Randy, will this be a cover story?” 

Resigned, Handy advised the actress that the piece on her was intended for the cover. 

“Delicious,” she enthused as Clyde pointed the automobile west towards Topeka. 

“My editor and your manager agreed that I can stay with you through your show tonight, backstage, even.” 

“Of course,” Miss Trent firmly responded despite lacking any prior recollection of anything Handy discussed. 

The mid-July afternoon was a scorcher. The plains’ inferno took a toll on the corn crops. As the Packard sped towards the Kansas capital city, fields on each side of the roadway featured weather weary sentinels: drooping, drying, stalks of corn. 

Handy scribbled here and there on his narrow notepad as he chatted with the actress during the seventy-mile motor trek to Topeka. 

“So, Miss Trent, you began the circuit in New York?” 

“Yes, Andy, we did. We began at the Apollo. It was a delicious start.” 

“And, you end in Hollywood?”

“Yes. And that will also be delicious.” 

“And you play thirty cities in between?” 

“That’s right, Andy.” 

Miss Trent diverted her attention from the reporter and on towards Clyde in the front seat. “Bradley,” she sounded, not getting the driver’s attention immediately because of the error in name. She patted on the front car seat to get Clyde’s attention. 

“Bradley, how long ’til Topeka?” 

“About forty-five minutes, Miss Trent,” Clyde replied.  “Your show is a revue?” Handy asked. 

“Yes, a delightful revue. A revue of Broadway tunes from ’27, ’28, and ’29.” 

“But not this year?” he asked. 

“None from 1930, that’s right. But all the divine show tunes from ’27, ’28, and ’29.” Miss Trent bubbled in her seat, sounding more like a teenage schoolgirl than a sixty-year-old songstress. 

“Will you do any films anytime soon?” Handy earnestly inquired of the actress. 

With pursed lips, nearly a frown, Miss Trent responded with a terse, “Films?” 

“Yes, ma’am.” 

“Films?” 

“Yes, ma’am. Any new films coming up?” 

Miss Trent sat motionless, as if a brittle frost had infiltrated the auto and chilled her stony solid. “No,” she replied, hardly over a whisper. 

“I love your films,” Handy noted, with a glowing smile. 

Warming up promptly, Miss Trent grabbed onto one of the reporter’s hands with both of her own. “You do?” she beamed. 

“Oh, yes, Miss Trent. I’ve seen them all, every one.” 

“Oh, my, Andy, that’s so kind.” She feigned embarrassment, held her breath hoping her cheeks would flush. 

“You’re my favorite, Miss Trent.” 

“Oh, you’re a divine young man.” 

“I bet your revue is packing them in, Miss Trent.” 

“Packing … them in,” she hesitated. “Well, yes.” 

Pam Ella Trent and Handy Weather continued to chat. Handy occasionally scribbling a note or thought on his reporter’s pad. Within what seemed like little time to the Packard’s passengers, they reached the outskirts of Topeka. 

“You know, Randy, the Governor will be at my performance tonight.” 

“The Governor?” 

“Yes, Alf Landon, the Governor. You know, in nearly every state I’ve performed, the Governor has come.” 

“I’m not surprised,” Handy fawned. “You’re just the best” 

“Randy, you’re so lovely.” 

Clyde interrupted the conversation between Miss Trent and the reporter for the first time since the auto trip commenced. “We’ll be at your hotel in a few minutes, Miss Trent.” 

“Marvelous. I could use a nap.” Turning to Handy, she fluffed her hair and added, “Beauty sleep, you know.” 

Handy bowed his head, like a shy schoolboy laying an apple on the teacher’s desk. “Aw, Miss Trent, you’d be beautiful with no sleep at all.” 

“You’re spoiling me, Andy,” she swooned. “I’ll never be able to sit for another interview again. Not ever, ever.” 

“Rupert!” Miss Trent called out to the driver. “Rupert!” she repeated. 

“Oh, yes ma’am,” Clyde finally replied, realizing he was being called upon. 

“Rupert, how far is the hotel from the theater?” 

“Right next door, ma’am. Actually connected. Plus, the theater has refrigerated air.” 

She giggled with delight. “And they say everything’s up to date in New York City.” 

Within a few minutes, the Packard pulled up to the Hotel Jayhawk. 

Clyde hurried to open Miss Trent’s door and then that of her ride-along guest. She strutted into the lobby with Handy shuffling behind, Clyde hoisting her luggage out of the trunk. 

Pam Ella Trent looked obviously disappointed to find the lobby empty except for a bald reservation clerk and a bellman sound asleep on a chair near the main entrance. She snorted, clearly displeased. 

“Franklin!” she shouted, again for Clyde. He was quicker on his feet in that instance. 

“Ma’am?” he replied, weighed down with the lady’s luggage. 

“There’s no one here,” she snapped. 

Clyde scoured the lobby, spotting the desk clerk and the dozing bellman. He wondered who else would be necessary. He only wished the bellman was alert and not snoozing. He needed help with Miss Trent’s traveling packs. 

Handy knew to what Miss Trent referred and shuttled up to her side. “Miss Trent, the folks here obviously didn’t know when you were scheduled to arrive or this lobby, this whole city block, would be filled with your people … your fans.” 

Handy’s exuberant style made Miss Trent’s face beam. 

“Oh, Andy,” she gushed, shortly stopping and bestowing full attention on the eager reporter. “You’re such a dear.” 

Handy blushed, scraping the tip of his left shoe across the terrazzo tile floor. Clyde, in the meantime, had reached the reservation service desk and advised the clerk of Miss Trent’s arrival. The desk clerk fumbled about clearing some loose papers off the counter. He then licked his fingertips and slid them across the wispy ring of hair on each side of his balding head. 

Handy and Miss Trent reached the reservation desk at the moment the clerk finished fiddling with his thin mane. 

“Miss Trent,” he greeted, his nasal, high pitched, nearly whining voice causing Pam Ella Trent and Handy Weather to actually wince. 

“Good afternoon,” she replied with flourish. 

“I’m so excited to have you here,” the clerk went on. 

Miss Trent raised her arm and bent her hand

forward at her wrist: “Go on.” 

“Really. And I have a ticket for your show. I got a ticket, I did.” 

“How wonderful! I am so glad you will be there.” 

“Me, too! Me, too!” the desk clerk bounced as he spoke. 

The clerk turned his attention towards Handy and frowned. 

“Do you have a reservation?” he snapped, acting as if Handy Weather invaded his domain. 

Handy nodded, grinning. Miss Trent spoke extolling Handy’s praises. “He’s a reporter for ‘Hollywood

Chatterbox.’ He’s doing a story on me … a cover story.” 

In a condescending way, the clerk snorted: “Oh, a reporter. The press.” He wholly refocused on Miss Trent and told the actress the hotel set aside the best suite for her stay. 

“Delightful,” she replied. 

Looking down his nose, over the top of his glasses, the clerk told Handy he would find a room for the reporter. Once he had Miss Trent registered, he clapped his hands sharply twice, bringing around the dozing bellman who moved to the desk as if waiting a command to service and not as a man lumbering in sleep. 

The clerk announced Pam Ella Trent as if boasting of a newly obtained and precious possession. “The Jayhawk Suite,” the clerk concluded, after which the bellman placed Miss Trent’s luggage on a porter’s cart. 

“Will you need me any more this afternoon?” Clyde diligently inquired. 

“No, Emerson. Be back tomorrow in time for me to get to Kansas City and the airfield.” Turning to the clerk, she spouted that her next show was the following night in Denver. Facing Handy, Miss Trent rattled: “Then off to Salt Lake, Boise, Seattle, San Francisco, and Hollywood.” 

“It’s great,” Handy enthused. 

“Yes!” Miss Trent agreed. 

“What about my room?” Handy asked of the clerk. The clerk responded by waving him off. 

“Take Miss Trent to her suite,” the clerk directed the porter, pointing towards the elevators. “If you need anything at all, Miss Trent, you just ring on down. I’ll be on duty until your show.” 

“Wonderful.” 

The desk clerk asked for Miss Trent’s autograph, which she scribbled on a guest ticket. She started off towards the elevators; two double sets of golden doors, the bellman following closely behind. 

“Miss Trent,” Handy called after the actress. 

She spun around, her dress easily twirling. “Yes,

Randy?” 

“My interview …” his voice trailed off. 

“Oh, of course dear. You meet me here in the lobby, say, at six tonight. Then we’ll go off to my dressing room at the theater and you can do your interview there.” 

“Great,” he eagerly agreed. 

Miss Trent stepped into the elevator, leaving the clerk and Handy Weather standing in the lobby with longing eyes like two whelping pups. Clyde grinned wryly and slightly shook his head, making for the door and the shiny Packard. 

Ensconced in the heavily appointed suite, Miss Trent quickly abandoned her day clothes and slipped into a lavender silk dressing gown. She poured herself a gin with a spritz of tonic and took a seat on an emerald plush chaise. 

Handy was ushered to a simple room on the hotel’s second floor. He spent the afternoon sketching penciled pictures of cats, dogs and ducks. The reservation clerk spent the afternoon doodling ‘Pam Ella Trent’ on guest cards and bellman receipts. 

Miss Trent’s revue’s staging director arrived in Topeka nearly two hours behind the star, stuck in Kansas City dealing with a frustrated costumer who needed to be coaxed, cajoled and finally cleanly bribed to continue with the circuit. He was frantic and irritable when he reached the Jayhawk Theater. 

The Jayhawk Theater, nearly ten years old, was a graceful venue. The elaborate décor and resplendent lighting created the perfect environment for traveling vaudevillians, play actors, and other sundry performers who trooped across the heartland. When opened, at a festive gala still well recalled in the Midwestern city, the State Theater of Kansas proudly proclaimed its refrigerated air and fine facilities as making the Jayhawk a ‘haven for performers and audiences alike’. 

By the time Hartford Wayclocks, the staging director, arrived in Topeka, late, he was so disorganized, perturbed, he stormed into the gaily elegant theater barely taking in any of the accoutrements and trappings. The chilled air, however, braced him like an icy splash. 

The Jayhawk Theater’s manager nervously waited at the main entrance, a post he maintained for over ninety minutes, anxiously expecting the well-overdue director of Pam Ella Trent’s revue. He dramatically gasped, with theatrical relish, when Hartford Wayclocks finally appeared at the show palace. 

“Where have you been?” the theater manager asked, trying to hide his anger behind a flat, even Midwestern drone. 

“Problems,” the life-long New Yorker, with matching accent, snapped. 

“Follow me,” the theater manager, resigned, prompted. He led Hartford Wayclocks through the plush, dimly lit auditorium up to the stage where redfaced and tiring hands busied themselves setting up for the revue. “Things seem to be getting in order,” the manager remarked, doing his best not to sound snide. 

“Thank God,” Hartford exclaimed, relieved. He imagined the stage and house to be in disarray because of his tardy appearance. “Did Miss Trent stop in?” 

“No.” 

“No?” Hartford, somewhat surprised, asked. 

“No.” The manager’s voice remained as level as a Kansas plain, leaving Hartford unable to determine how the chap felt. 

“Is she here?” Hartford asked, meaning in Topeka. 

“No,” the manager replied, an edge of frustration inching into his voice. 

“No?” 

“I’ve told you that, Mr Wayclocks.” 

“I mean, is she in Topeka?” Hartford clarified. 

“I don’t know.” 

“You don’t know?” 

“I don’t.” 

Muttering to himself, Hartford decided to dash next door to the hotel to see if the leading, indeed the show’s only lady, had arrived. Without saying another word to the manager, Hartford dismounted the stage and started plodding through the empty house. He turned when he reached the back rows and asked how the house looked for the night. 

The manager replied by sticking his arm out straight, hand flat, and tipping his hand slightly from side to side. “So-so,” he replied. 

“Damn!” Hartford shot, slapping his own thigh before exiting the theater. 

While Hartford Wayclocks bustled over to the hotel, Pam Ella Trent poured herself another gin with a dinky dash of tonic water. She opened her cosmetic bag, sifting around until she found a vial of lavender bubble bath, the color matching her silken dressing gown. Making her way to the bathroom, tiled in powder blue, she twisted on the tub’s faucet to draw herself a steaming bath. Directly before she plunged into the tub, as she dangled her toes in the water, the telephone in her room clanged to life. 

“Rats!” she blurted, quickly retreating from the bathroom, snatching the phone. 

“Yes?” she answered. 

“Miss Trent?” Hartford Wayclocks asked, phoning from the lobby. 

“Yes?” She still did not recognize the director’s voice even after several months of rehearsals and performances. 

“It’s Hartford … Wayclocks,” he sighed. 

“Love, how are you?” 

“What’s the matter with the costume for the finale?” he bluntly asked, referring to his battle that morning in Kansas City with the seamstress who almost abandoned ship. 

“That’s correct,” she snipped back. 

Not understanding, he asked Miss Trent what she meant. 

“Hartford,” she purred, “it looks like a costume. It should look like … no, no … it should be a gown … a delicious, beaded gown.” 

“Miss Trent,” he sighed, tightly shutting his eyes and then jabbing his eyelids with two fingers. “It is the same dress you’ve worn in every show since we started the circuit. Why now? Why change now?”  “Hartford,” she cooed. 

“But Miss Trent …” 

“Hartford …” she interrupted. 

“I’ll stay on it,” he surrendered. 

“You’re delicious.”

At precisely six o’clock, Pam Ella Trent descended on the lift and entered the lobby like a grand dame, gowned in white silk and velvet, bejeweled in dazzling sapphires. Handy Weather stiffly sat on a couch in the lobby, the reservation clerk outside his post scurried across to meet Miss Trent. The bellman, again asleep, lightly snored. A half dozen others, five hotel guests and a lost visiting minister looking for the First Presbyterian Church some five blocks away, idled in the lobby until Pam Ella Trent appeared. They all, including the black clad preacher, swept up to the actress. 

Miss Trent spent several minutes taking their praise and writing her name on snips and snatches of paper. She caught sight of Handy, smiling, on the sofa. 

“Oh, dear,” she told her clutch of fans. “I must go. The press is here, you see. A reporter from ‘Hollywood

Chatterbox’ covering my revue.” 

She sashayed across the lobby to join Handy. 

“Randy!” she greeted, beaming ear to ear. 

“Miss Trent,” he replied, quickly scrambling to his feet. “You look … fantastic.” 

She giggled like a teenaged girl before a summer cotillion. Together they left the hotel and walked to the theater. “We’ll visit in my dressing room,” she explained to the earnest scribe. 

The theater manager, dutifully flitting about the house, escorted Miss Trent and the young reporter backstage to the actress’ designated dressing room. A spray of two dozen white roses sat in a crystal vase on a mahogany table in the center of the smallish room. Miss Trent made a beeline at once for the blooms, inhaling a healthy dose of their fragrance. 

“Delicious,” she sighed. 

At the time she arrived, the room was softly lit; the more garish roundabout of white light bulbs surrounding a large makeup mirror remained unlit. Miss Trent graciously asked Handy to join her, to sit with her on a loveseat-sized sofa of burgundy chintz. He propped his ever-present reporter’s notepad on his knee and began to interview the star. 

The couple spent over an hour discussing Miss Trent’s various films and then drifted into a discussion of her early life. 

“I’m from West Virginia, you know,” she remarked at one point. Handy, in fact, did not. 

“Oh, it’s true,” she said, her gaze drifting off to the white roses and away from Handy Weather. 

“I never heard that before,” Handy remarked, suddenly flipping through his pages of notes as if the information on Pam Ella Trent’s birth and early life might instantly appear in the midst of his scratchings. 

“My father …” she continued, staring at the roses and in a gentle, mellow tone of voice Handy had not yet heard. “Papa … he mined coal.” 

Handy stopped flitting through the sheets of notes, put his pen on the sofa, down at his side. 

“Mama … Mama …” Handy thought, for a fleeting moment, that Miss Trent’s eyes nearly pooled in tears. “She passed … Mama passed on when I was thirteen. I had six older brothers, Andy, and one younger sister.” 

Miss Trent smiled, a misty look, as if lost in the tender white rose petals. 

“Poor … we were, of course, poor … lived in a small house, really only two rooms. We lived not so far from Virginia … that end of West Virginia, in a small town called Galaxy Falls.” 

“I’ve never heard any of this,” Handy mumbled. “The studio says … well, there’s nothing of this in what the studio writes about you.” 

“I imagine not,” she knowingly smiled. 

“I thought you were from California.” 

Miss Trent shyly grinned. “For the past twenty years,

Randy, I almost believed I was from California myself.”  “How’d you get there, Miss Trent?” 

Sadly, slowly, she explained that her father was killed in a mine fire when she was fifteen. “My brothers were just old enough to be on their own. My sister was just young enough to be terribly innocent, needy you see. But, there I was … lost, really, in the middle of it all.” 

In Handy’s eyes, Miss Trent – Pam Ella – suddenly appeared differently. She seemed vulnerable, gentle, kindly, soft. 

Before either Handy or Miss Trent spoke further, a stern rapping came from the other side of the dressing room door. 

“Miss Trent?” the man’s voice called out. 

Once more not recognizing the voice of her show’s director, she panned: “I wonder who that could be?” 

Just as quickly as her expression and features had become delicate and fragile, she bloomed fully back into Pam Ella Trent, the indomitable star. 

She moved to the door with a flurry that belied the rather tight quarters. Popping the door open, she found Hartford Wayclocks standing in front of her. 

“Hartford!” she exclaimed, as if not having set eyes on the man for years, rather than hours. 

“Miss Trent,” he responded, far more subdued.  “You know,” she puffed, “the press is here.” 

Hartford looked confused. “Here?” he asked. 

“Here,” she enthused, gesturing at Handy Weather. “Randy Winter,” she incorrectly continued, “my director, Hartford Wayclocks.” 

Hartford moved towards Handy, who stood and flushed crimson. 

“You’re with ‘The Tattler?’” Hartford asked, referring to a scandal rag. 

Handy meekly shook his head. “No.” 

Hartford barely paid attention to Handy’s response, focusing on Miss Trent, who he believed had concocted a story to cover the young man’s presence in her dressing room. 

“I thought …” Hartford said to Miss Trent in a paternal tone. “I thought ‘The Tattler’ reporter met up with us tomorrow in Denver.” 

“Oh, no, Love, the press is here now,” Miss Trent grandly replied, gesturing magnificently at Handy Weather. “He’s with ‘Hollywood Chatterbox,’ Hartford.” 

Hartford frowned, displeased. Nonetheless, he carried on and asked if everything in the dressing room was satisfactory. 

“Aren’t the flowers delicious?” she asked. “I’ve never seen anything like them.” 

Hartford rolled his eyes to the ceiling. Miss Trent always insisted on two dozen white roses in her dressing room and the buds and blossoms always looked the same. “Right,” he muttered. 

“Are we sold out again?” she asked. 

Pam Ella Trent’s revue had not sold out one night during the circuit, Hartford obviously knew. 

“No,” he tersely responded. 

“Well, fiddle-dee-dee,” she replied, waving a hand in front of her face. “I’m sure by show time the house will be filled.” 

She asked Hartford what the time was for curtain. Throughout the entire circuit, curtain was set for eight o’clock each night. Mouthing “eight” directly to Miss Trent, Hartford exited the dressing room, the door slamming behind him. 

“I really must prepare,” Miss Trent advised when they were left alone. 

Handy looked bruised, hurt like a boy child who misplaced his baseball mitt. 

“Can we finish this later?” he meekly asked the star. 

“Of course! We’ll celebrate the show – with Champagne.” She directed Handy to return to her dressing room when the curtain fell. 

The doors of the Jayhawk opened to the public at seven o’clock. By show time the house ended up threequarters full, a respectable turnout with unreserved arrivals. 

The petite orchestra traveling with the revue struck

up the overture directly after eight o’clock. As the curtain rose, a solitary spotlight with a blue gel cast a soft circle of light center stage. There stood Pam Ella Trent, resplendent in a sleek satin gown, rose colored, with a blood red boa wrapping her neck and falling down her front and back. 

Accepting the applause of her faithful fans with a regal thrust of both arms, hands upward, she then greeted: “Good evening.” 

The dutiful orchestra struck up the opening tune, which Miss Trent belted out with vim and flare. Fortyfive minutes later, she wound down the first half of her show with a bluesy medley of songs from a Broadway cabaret of 1928. 

The curtain fell as the audience stood in ovation. Miss Trent stood center stage with folded hands and head bowed, a prayerful stance. She remained frozen in that position for over ninety seconds after the curtain fell and the house lights went up. She then whisked off stage to her dressing room, lightly moving between crew and props like a dainty sprite. 

Hartford Wayclocks waited for Miss Trent directly outside her dressing room door. 

“Isn’t it a divine night,” she gushed, swirling past Hartford into her space. He had to admit the show progressed well, the audience pleased. 

A dressmaker’s dummy stood square center in the dressing room with a new, replacement gown hanging neatly. 

“Better?” Hartford asked, referring to the gown. 

“Delicious,” she broadly smiled, waving the stage director off so she could re-garb. She wasted no time in putting on the new gown, a crepe and beaded creation in ivory. 

During intermission, the gathered theatergoers milled around the lobby, pleasantly discussing their approval of the show. 

“She’s so elegant,” a plump, merry lady of Topeka society remarked to recognized folk time and time again. 

“Her gown … majestic,” commented another similarly situated woman. 

“Her voice, like an angel. Two angels, in fact,” the city’s Mayor crooned. 

“Time of my life,” the bare crowned hotel desk clerk told a handsome couple who attended his church. 

Within twenty minutes, the lobby lights flashed, the house lights began to dim. The patrons hurried back to their thickly upholstered seats, cool refrigerated air swirling about the theater despite the mid-summer night and the gaggle of the formally dressed. 

The musicians in the pit mounted the overture for the second act, a lightly tuned lead in to Miss Trent’s reopening number. The curtain rose with Miss Trent center stage, resplendently illuminated and perfectly poised. 

Her performance for the final half of the evening’s show was flawlessly made, a perfect presentation in all respects. She rounded out the revue with a finale featuring a rousing showstopper from the hit musical of 1929 on the Great White Way. After the initial curtain call, Miss Trent took three more before the jocular crowd gave way, ending their steady ovation. 

Miss Trent retired to her dressing room, awaiting Handy Weather to conclude his interview for the ‘Hollywood Chatterbox.’ Ten minutes passed before she heard a knock at the door. Expecting the reporter, she instead found Hartford Wayclocks, the Jayhawk Theater manager, and the hotel desk clerk standing beyond the threshold. 

Hartford wore a queerly satisfied expression while the manager and the clerk shifted nervously from side to side. 

“We have news,” Hartford piped up. 

“Entrez,” Miss Trent graciously invited. “The press will be here soon,” she added. Hartford smiled at the remark. 

“Your reporter friend …” Hartford said slyly, turning to the theater manager. “What’s his name?” 

“Weather … Handy Weather.” 

“Delightful man,” Miss Trent interjected. “And a wonderful reporter. Very successful.” 

The same impish smile swept over Hartford’s face. “Yes, well …” he replied. “That’s our news.” 

“Oh, Miss Trent,” the reservation clerk from the neighboring Hotel Jayhawk blathered. “It’s horrible, just terrible.”

A baffled look crossed Miss Trent’s face. “Yes?” she asked tentatively. 

“Your reporter friend,” Hartford stated, with definite relish. 

“Is Randy all right?” she asked. 

“Your reporter friend,” Hartford continued as if Miss Trent had not spoken. “He isn’t a reporter at all,” he said, savoring the moment. 

Miss Trent furrowed her brow, raised a finger to her ruby lips. 

“It’s just horrible,” the clerk muttered his earlier mantra. 

Hartford chuckled heartily. “Turns out,” he stated, almost in a boast, “turns out your friend the reporter, this Handy Weather … turns out Handy Weather, he walked off from the State Insane Asylum a few days back. Walked away, ended up in Kansas City, ended up playing reporter.” 

Miss Trent let out a short whimper, quickly covering her mouth fully with the previously poised hand. The desk clerk solemnly shook his head, grieving that the film star had been duped. Trying to boost Miss Trent, he remarked that he “was certain that young fellow was up to no good.” 

Having almost savagely struck with his news, Hartford casually announced that he and his temporary cohorts would take their leave. Left to herself in the dressing room, Miss Trent methodically changed out of the new gown. 

She departed her dressing room, walked across the lonely stage where a man was busy sweeping. Their eyes met and for an instant she brightened like a star. Taking the steps at stage left, she walked through the empty house, through the lobby and out onto the street. 

As Pam Ella Trent walked back to the hotel, light rain began to fall. 

Mike Broemmel

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Graceland by Mike Broemmel

Graceland by Mike Broemmel tells the tale of obsession ... Elvis Presley ... Graceland. A rainy night brings Mary Grain to the forlorn gates of the Memphis mansion, wrapped in a mist of who she really is ... Graceland is available exclusively at Amazon.

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The Nun's Boy by Mike Broemmel

The Nun's Boy by Mike Broemmel is available exclusively at Amazon. The Nun's Boy tells the tale of Belinda ... as she reflects on her life as a nun ... and a mother.

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The Haunting of Priscella Wayclocks by Mike Broemmel

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The Wayclocks Institute for the Feeble Minded ... Abandoned, except for Priscella Wayclocks, the daughter of the hospital's founder.

Lonesome vine grew into the brick, tendrils actually stabbing into the stone of the building that once housed the Wayclocks Institute for the Feeble Minded. The Wayclocks Institute nestled between two rises of the Massanutten Range of the Blue Ridge Mountains in the Shenandoah Valley of Virginia. A rutted, rarely used pea gravel road rounded through a woody expanse to the clinic.

The Wayclock Institute closed its doors nearly twenty years earlier, the building itself all but abandoned. Only Priscella Wayclocks, the daughter of the clinic's founder and later its chief administrator, remained on the premises. Silver haired and with a stooped gait, Priscella Wayclocks stayed in the same apartment in the medieval looking structure in which she was raised. Indeed, Priscella spent all her life in the same space. Her only companion, of such, was a feral cat that haunted the building like a faint spirit.

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